This is my tribute to the one and only Jay-Z, Jazzy, Young Hov, Young, Hov, Hovi, Hova, J-Hova, Hovito, Jigga, Jiggaman, S Dot, Iceberg Slim, Lucky Lefty. Call him whatever you like, I just refer to him as "The Man". Don't get it twisted, I'm not on Jay just cause everyone else and their 80 year old grandma heard "Show Me What You Got". I've been 'jockin' Jay-Z' since the jump. Now, let me explain why. First of all, dude can spit. Period. He's hustled his way out of the projects of Brooklyn and has done more than survived. But most of all, he gives me hope. Hope that someone as ugly as this dude can do the things he's done. It hurts my brain trying to quantify it. I mean, he has had more #1 albums than Elvis! He's married to Beyonce! He was the CEO of Def Jam! He made like $40 million in 2007! Had enough exclamation points yet!? So bottom line, I see Jay's face as a type of handicap. One that he has overcome in spades. For that, he has my respect to the fullest.
Attempt #8. Enjoy.
(j)
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ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite line: "But most of all, he gives me hope. Hope that someone as ugly as this dude can do the things he's done."
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ReplyDeletecool, my first "first". i feel like i've been officially welcome to the internet.
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