Super. Hero.

So I've been working on this concept in my head ever since Bill Clinton made his triumphant return to the U.S. with a fist full of hostage ass in one hand and a dry martini in the other. This guy is about as close to a superhero as we're going to get. He has private jets on hand to fly to hostile nations in the cover of darkness. He seduces the evil regime leader with his silky smooth rhetoric. He sneaks out with the evil regime leader's hostage bitches before he knows what hit him. He comes home to a hero's welcome. All in a day's work. Amazing.

Attempt #3. Enjoy.


(the white-haired knight)

Let's not forget his day job as a millionaire playboy who just happens to be saving the world one initiative at a time with his own self-titled foundation. Kick-ass.